reasons why i hate snow:

1. it makes it so i can't drive anywhere safely. especially uphill places. especially when there it food up a hill that i want and can't get to.
2. after it snows, it does one of two things: A) it starts to melt, making everything all wet and gross to walk in and it usually loses any "prettyness" that it may or may not have had to begin with, or B) it turns to ice. horrible, slippery ice which wants to always be mean and do things like make your car slide around on it or make you slide around on it, which usually ends up with me, falling down, on my butt, and then just sitting there (thank goodness i am such a graceful faller - i could go pro). out of the two, i would prefer the gross slushy option.
3. it didn't even snow on christmas eve this year, which is really the only reasonable day for it to ever snow anyway.
4. snow is cold. snow makes your car cold, which is not cool, because then you have to wait for it to get warm and for the windows to become not foggy. and you have to save your car from all the snow piled on top of it by brushing it off, usually onto/into your shoes, and then even when you get into your semi-warm car, your pants are all wet for many hours to follow.
5. when you are doing outside things and it snows, it will freeze many body parts, and it can sometimes kill them. this is not okay. i recommend getting inside at the first sign of snowflakes falling.
6. the only known remedy to all of this is a warm dry blanket, a big cup of hot chocolate, and a buffy marathon on tv. cheers!