....social life?

i've come to the conclusion that i have no social life. so i've come up with a quick and easy solution:

1. leave my room
2. talk to people
3. wear something other that a gray t-shirt with gray sweatpants (okay, really this one is just more of a tip to not looking like a bum)
4. call my friends. invite them over.
5. be friendly when you call.
6. only call people you know.
7. don't just call your brother, who is in the other room.

that's as far as i got in my list because i remembered that i don't have friends. so i had to revise my list:

1. leave my room
2. talk to people
3. add them on facebook
4. invite them over
5. pretend to be funny and nice

but then i realized that this is possibly the same list the pedophiles use. sigh.

so here's the list that i'm going to work on for now:

1. be happy
2. love life
3. love people, and
4. enjoy the ride.

i'm hoping that this will attract some party people so i don't spend my days watching tosh.0 all day long...